I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We left an ass print on the piano.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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