Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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