? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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