Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
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i know
yea but for you.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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