yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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