Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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