feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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