My cat gives me a boner
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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