I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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