I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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