So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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