I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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