Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
