Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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