I don't think brook has ever known best
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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