airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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