Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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