Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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