Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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