their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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