i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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