your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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