Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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