I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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