we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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