Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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