addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dear god my vagina.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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