Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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