talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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