It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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