i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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