But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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