The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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