I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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