let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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