hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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