i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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