Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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