where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I have post one night stand depression
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