I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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