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my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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