Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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