Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
