I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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