I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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