That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
