Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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