at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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