He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize