What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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