White coat. Heels.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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