do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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