So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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