you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
