Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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