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why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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