like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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